..Ooops.

Preface:
I am basically a 7 year old boy when it comes to humor. Poop makes me giggle like no other. A good fart can have me laughing for a couple of hours.


Yesterday I was exhausted from several nights of not enough sleep, combined with a pretty wicked cold. My nose was all sorts of stuffed up and I had an annoying headache. After running some errands in the morning, we came back home and I crashed on the sofa. John was sitting there also, with football on TV. I was dozing in and out of sleep when all of a sudden I was jerked awake. By my own fart. That slipped out while I was sleeping.

The look on John's face as he said, "You better have been awake when you did that" kept me giggling all night. And today.