Heard from John

I think he was talking about Jaq and his stuffed cat that we call Jaq's girlfriend.

John: No, he is a fuit- they cant-elope"

He was SO proud of himself.

And as a bonus, a SEEN:
Yesterday (Sunday) morning after waking up and having breakfast, from across the room, I saw a glinting coming from John's stomach region. I know what you are thinking, but no, he does not have a belly ring. Upon closer inspection, I see that, yes, it is clearly HERSHEY KISS WRAPPER. From the Hershey Kisses that we ate on Saturday. Awesome. Even awesome-er- he offered to let me dig it out. Uh, no thanks.